This is my girl, Whirl. When I’m sick she gets as close to me as she can and gives me a big ol’ cat smile. Enjoy.
A Quarantine Diary
A Gentleman posted this, have yourself a laugh.
* Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
* I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.
* I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
* Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —– The Living Room or The Bedroom
* PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
* Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
* I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
* This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog….. we laughed a lot.
* So, after this quarantine…..will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
* Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
* Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
* I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
* I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.
* Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
* Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”…. I’m offended.
* Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
Valentine’s Day at My Camp
Please come and join me. There’s plenty of lavender tea and heart shaped chocolates. Do you play PocketCamp ? Will you join me ? Send a friend request to Tweadle !
Stop Kissing Your Chickens
I’m not going to tell you twice about this, people.
Art Should Be Shared
All cats deserve art too. 😬
FedEx Scam Alert
There’s a new FedEx text message scam that you need to know about. If you shop a lot at Amazon you need to be aware of this.
What The Heck ?
I just came across this product on Amazon :
DID THEY NOT SEE THE MOVIE ?!?!?!
Apple Watch – How To Improve Battery Power
I found this article very helpful for conserving Apple Watch battery power. Just a few tweeks make a difference.
Woman Astronaut Sets Record
No one really ever pays much attention to female astronauts, as if they’re just some kind of extra cabin crew sent along to provide the coffee and snacks. This BBC article is well worth reading and will introduce you to a very special astronaut.
Here’s a great article about the 15 Strangest Discoveries On Mars
Could I interest you in some Martian Blueberries ?