A Quarantine Diary

A Gentleman posted this, have yourself a laugh.

 *   Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.


  *   I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.


  *   I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.


  *   Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —– The Living Room or The Bedroom


  *   PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.


  *   Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.


  *   I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

  *   This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog….. we laughed a lot.

  *   So, after this quarantine…..will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?


  *   Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.


  *   Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.


  *   I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?


  *   I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.


  *   Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.


  *   Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”…. I’m offended.


* Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under

Valentine’s Day at My Camp

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PocketCamp #AnimalCrossing

Please come and join me. There’s plenty of lavender tea and heart shaped chocolates. Do you play PocketCamp ? Will you join me ? Send a friend request to Tweadle !

Apple Watch – How To Improve Battery Power

www.cnet.com/how-to/improve-apple-watch-battery-life/

I found this article very helpful for conserving Apple Watch battery power. Just a few tweeks make a difference.

Woman Astronaut Sets Record

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7831235/NASAs-Christina-Koch-make-history-Saturday-longest-single-spaceflight-woman.html

No one really ever pays much attention to female astronauts, as if they’re just some kind of extra cabin crew sent along to provide the coffee and snacks. This BBC article is well worth reading and will introduce you to a very special astronaut.

Martian Archeology

apple.news/Ac_bsLbIDQ8O24vGW6NQRiw

Here’s a great article about the 15 Strangest Discoveries On Mars

Could I interest you in some Martian Blueberries ?

Thanksgiving for Two

It always takes lot of extra thought to make my holiday meal because I eat high fiber, low carb, low sugar foods and my husband likes just the opposite.

I work through each item to find a compromise and luckily, I’ve been able to change my husband over to healthier options through the years. As an example : the traditional green bean casserole is something I’d only use to mortar Adobe bricks with. It starts out innocently enough with green beans but then quickly goes downhill as you add condensed cream of mushroom soup, French fried onions etc. It ends up being very high in sodium, little fiber and not much nutrition.

Instead, I serve up steamed French cut green beans with a little whipped butter and sliced almonds. It’s also much easier ! Buy bags of frozen pre-cut beans, raw or roasted almonds and Land o Lakes whipped butter and you’re all set.

As I go through my preparation tonight I’ll put a post together with everything I get for this meal. It’s all centered around my lack of energy and food prep & cooking that won’t get me overheated or frustrated. Stay tuned for what I hope will be some helpful ideas.

And, please post your ideas to me here too. I’m always keen to learn new tricks !

🍗🥧🦃🍮🍇

My PocketCamp Gala

#ACPCAnniversary

Did someone say there’s a party ? Yes, and a classical concert with pastries and high class treats galore ! AC PocketCamp is two years old, let’s celebrate !

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