It’s A Funny Ol’ World

This puts a whole new take on “Finding Yourself”.

Today’s news :

A Turkish man who got drunk and wandered into the forest later unknowingly joined a search party to find himself, according to bizarre local reports.

Beyhan Mutlu, 50, who lives in the northwestern Bursa province, was reported missing Tuesday after he wandered away from his friends, the Daily Sabah reported.

A search operation was formed to find him. Mutlu joined a group of volunteers not realizing he was the person they were searching for.

At some point, volunteers began shouting his name. Mutlu became confused and asked who they were looking for.

“I am here,” he reportedly told them.

Police realized the man they were looking for had joined his own search party and gave him a ride home.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Do you have too much time on your hands ?

well I’ll tell you, this guy definitely does. I mean, I love these wee spiders, little jumping spiders. They are the cutest darn things on the planet but, training one to be my friend just has never occurred to me.

youtube.com/shorts/gEMPLrWh35g

And Now Something Funny

I know that last post was important… But a bummer. Here. James Cordon will cheer you up 😉

Wild Parrots in Australia Are Teaching Each Other How to Break Into Trash Bins

Panic In The Streets !

gizmodo.com/wild-parrots-in-australia-are-teaching-each-other-how-t-1847352386

Pardon My Politicism

Politicians who skip town to avoid facing decisive political problems head-on remind me of…hmmm… let me think…..

Oh Yeah !

youtu.be/92gP2J0CUjc

Your Smile For Today

A Quarantine Diary

A Gentleman posted this, have yourself a laugh.

 *   Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.


  *   I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.


  *   I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.


  *   Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —– The Living Room or The Bedroom


  *   PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.


  *   Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.


  *   I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

  *   This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog….. we laughed a lot.

  *   So, after this quarantine…..will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?


  *   Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.


  *   Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.


  *   I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?


  *   I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.


  *   Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.


  *   Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”…. I’m offended.


* Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under

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